My name is Lexi, I'm 20, engaged to illustriousserebii and you're in the right place, I promise. I like cats, pizza, butts, pokemon and art. Occasionally I post sexy ladies, weed, D/s and tarantulas I find or my pets.

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

(Source: petapeta, via living-breathing-lyfe)

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9 hours ago

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via lulaayo)

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19 hours ago

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

(via sashazee)

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51323
Posted
19 hours ago

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via tightleatherpants)

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272015
Posted
19 hours ago
the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

(Source: cryforce, via hitsuaya)

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Posted
19 hours ago
chekhov:

This… doesn’t mean anything? People that are homeless have to break the law all the time just to survive (trespassing, theft, prostitution etc.)

chekhov:

This… doesn’t mean anything? People that are homeless have to break the law all the time just to survive (trespassing, theft, prostitution etc.)

(Source: katara, via sashazee)

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Posted
19 hours ago
unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.

unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.

(via ass-buttz)

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Posted
19 hours ago
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