My name is Lexi, I'm 20, engaged to illustriousserebii and you're in the right place, I promise. I like cats, pizza, butts, pokemon and art. Occasionally I post sexy ladies, weed, D/s and tarantulas I find or my pets.

how to actually get away with murder:be a white cop
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Laurell K. Hamilton (via poesietanz)

(Source: makelovetothemoon, via imsosorrydarling)

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
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what-the-hecky-heck:

captainphaggit:

Watch the gif for 30 seconds, then look at the picture! 

This was my favorite one yet

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2 days ago

brotoad:

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

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2 days ago

bevsi:

if you have pets, please tell them i love them

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j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

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